“Dear Captain America:
When you arrive for your appointment on Thursday, you’ll find that access through our front door on Cliff Avenue is not available due to a redecorating project taking place in the waiting room. There is another entrance available through our backdoor.
Use the front entrance to the State Dopamine Regulator’s Office on the corner of Cliff and Independence Blvd. Proceed down the hallway past the 10 slot machines on your right. Once you reach the bathrooms, exit through the backdoor into the alley. My office’s other entrance will be to your immediate left.
We ask that you be on time for your appointment, and please don’t forget to bring your insurance information.
Mademoiselle K. Shows, AIC”