Customer

Cus: Why is saying Merry Christmas to all frowned upon?
Mer: The whole world doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
Cus: Why doesn’t everyone get on the same page?
Mer: Not everybody uses the same book.
Cus: Should we all use the same brand of computers?
Mer: Only if everybody understands English.
Cus: Let’s travel afar and give MS Word to all on earth.
Mer: Merry Christmas!

Frank N. Sense – contributor