Inside a busy old White House
Coon dog traps a tailless mouse
Conducting his own jam party
Five stars placed upon his tree

Perfect rhythm on his brain
Makes her contacts go insane
Peddling their own flawless cure
Concocting up a perfect lure

Timing his offensive potions
Dancing to her keys in motion
Laughing till his heart’s content
At rendezvous of time well spent

Joe, if you want to play the game
A general that can take blame
Don’t become a birdbrain prop
Take a clue from Johnny’s chops